Just Because I'm Tired of Kissy-Face Pictures

How did King Kong escape from his cage?
He used a monkey wrench.

Why don't the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more?
There are just too many Cheetahs.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry monkeys?
A banana split!

Which rock group is a monkey's favorite?
The Monkees!

Why did the monkey wear red suspenders?
The blue ones broke!